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TIFU Took a dump, clogged my toilet for two days and my dorm mate took a dump in said clogged toilet.

This will be remembered in our flat till the end I think,

Context:

Our dorm consists of a floor with eight rooms and four bathrooms, it is intended that two people use one bathroom. Currently, I got no neighboring dorm mate, thus I have the privilege to use the bathroom for me alone.

So I took a huge dump in our dorm and absolutely nothing I did solve the problem. I tried pouring dozens of hot water into the bowl, mixing dish soap with water, mixing baking powder with vinegar,standingd there for half an hour with a plunger and even tried this "lifehack" where you use plastic wrap to create tension and push to unclogg it.

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Result

The toilet looked normal and clean, still clogged, my guess is the "cause" of it just got pushed behind what you could see.

I left it at it and contacted our facility manager, the bad news was it was on weekends, so I had to leave the "problem" there for a few days. As I´m the only person using this bathroom I had no problem with it, to do my business I used the toilet of the other dorm members' bathroom.

That is where my FU came in, I did not put a sign or anything in front of my toilet to signal I clogged my toilet a few days ago with a huge dump. I did not anticipate the possibility other bathrooms could be occupied and then just use a free toilet available when I was not at home.

Said dormmate took a massive shat, later that day knocking on my door to confess that he clogged said toilet with the biggest dump he ever had and felt sorry. At that moment I told him that the toilet was already clogged a few days ago and now there are two loads in there making the problem double while laughing out loud.

In the end, he came up with the idea to stick a PET bottle at the end of a broomstick and managed to push everything further, resulting in unclogging the toilet.

TLDR:

Took a dump, and clogged my toilet, few days later dormmate took shat of his life in said clogged toilet and was the solution to my problem altogether.

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