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TIFUpate: allowing my coworker to set me up

TIFU Took a dump, clogged my toilet for two days and my dorm mate took a dump in said clogged toilet.

This will be remembered in our flat till the end I think,

Context:

Our dorm consists of a floor with eight rooms and four bathrooms, it is intended that two people use one bathroom. Currently, I got no neighboring dorm mate, thus I have the privilege to use the bathroom for me alone.

So I took a huge dump in our dorm and absolutely nothing I did solve the problem. I tried pouring dozens of hot water into the bowl, mixing dish soap with water, mixing baking powder with vinegar,standingd there for half an hour with a plunger and even tried this "lifehack" where you use plastic wrap to create tension and push to unclogg it.

Result

The toilet looked normal and clean, still clogged, my guess is the "cause" of it just got pushed behind what you could see.

I left it at it and contacted our facility manager, the bad news was it was on weekends, so I had to leave the "problem" there for a few days. As I´m the only person using this bathroom I had no problem with it, to do my business I used the toilet of the other dorm members' bathroom.

That is where my FU came in, I did not put a sign or anything in front of my toilet to signal I clogged my toilet a few days ago with a huge dump. I did not anticipate the possibility other bathrooms could be occupied and then just use a free toilet available when I was not at home.

Said dormmate took a massive shat, later that day knocking on my door to confess that he clogged said toilet with the biggest dump he ever had and felt sorry. At that moment I told him that the toilet was already clogged a few days ago and now there are two loads in there making the problem double while laughing out loud.

In the end, he came up with the idea to stick a PET bottle at the end of a broomstick and managed to push everything further, resulting in unclogging the toilet.

TLDR:

Took a dump, and clogged my toilet, few days later dormmate took shat of his life in said clogged toilet and was the solution to my problem altogether.

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