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TIFU by eating way too much at a vegan festival

So recently I became aware of a vegan festival in my city, and since I'm vegan, I was very excited about it. I was absolutely giddy going to sleep the night before, and I practically jumped out of bed when I remembered "oh yeah, today's the vegan festival!" So I woke up, had nothing for breakfast but a mug of tea (planning on eating at the festival) and hopped on my bike to ride there. The ride went pretty smoothly except for a small detour where the road was blocked off, and when I got there I was pleased to see it was decently trafficked. So I went around looking at the booths and god, everything looked so good... And this is where everything went off the rails. I went walking around buying food, talking to people, and soon it became evident that I was getting full, but there was just so much delicious vegan food! So I kept eating... and kept eating... and eventually left when I bought a drink and found that I couldn't even bear to finish it. Then on the way home, I had to get off my bike and walk it for a few blocks close to home, because it was uphill and I was afraid that if I kept pedaling hard uphill I would have thrown up. So now I'm sitting at home, still so full it hurts, and unlikely to have any appetite at my normal dinnertime. I'll probably eat around ten.

TL;DR: Went to a vegan festival, ate so much I couldn't finish my drink and almost threw up biking home

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