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TIFU by making one of my bosses extremely uncomfortable

Going to start by apoligizing, my grammar and punctuation are going to be shit. I (23F) detail cars for a local dealership in my town. I started back in August so I am pretty new still. I have a step tracker on my phone that has this nifty little thing where it sends me reminders to drink water. Well I'm on my stool scraping break dust off the rims of a trade in when I decide to switch the song that's playing through my earbuds. While I'm doing that the "It's time to drink some water" notification pops up. Now I'm a goofy shithead and talk to myself/my phone/the cars I'm cleaning throughout the day to make myself laugh and help the time pass. So when this notification popped up I said outloud, "Oh my God, yes Daddy. You're so demanding." I was really laying it on thick too man cutesy voice and everything. That's when I see the shoes. ONE OF THE SERVICE ADVISORS (35M) WAS ASKING ME A QUESTION AND I DIDNT HEAR BECAUSE OF MY EARBUDS, SO THEY THOUGHT THAT WAS MY GENUINE RESPONSE. I took off my earbuds and tried to explain but they just speedwalked away just as neon red in the face as I was, question be damned.

TL;DR When talking to a notification that popped up on my phone my service advisor heard me say "Yes Daddy"

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