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TIFU by sleep walking and not waking up until it was too late

This happened at 3am today when everyone in the house was asleep. Basically i have a long history of sleep walking and doing weird things like sweeping and cleaning the dishes while im completely asleep, I have no clue why i don't wake up but it's pretty much been happening all my life.

Today im not exactly sure what happened but i guess i was sleep walking again and it was enough to wake up my family, btw my family knows not to wake me up because apparently it's bad for your brain. So they just monitor me and make sure i go back to bed. After they made sure i was okay they went back to sleep and didn't wake me up.

I started to wake up while standing in front of the stove and then i fully woke up from my hands getting burnt by a frying pan. I literally turned the stove on and was warming up a frying pan all while asleep. Thank god i burned my hands because if i didn't the house could have burned down. I screamed and my family rushed out to make sure i was fine. They told me i need to be more careful and now we're looking for ways to stop the sleep walking.

TL;DR: At 3am today i was sleep walking and began heating up a frying pan above the stove only to then wake up from my hands burning on it. My whole family came back out and now we're looking for ways to stop the sleep walking.

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