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TIFU by taking 3 stool softeners…

I’m currently on the toilet as I’m writing this. I usually have regular bowel movements every morning. The past few days I’ve been eating a lot of sweets (it’s my birthday weekend), and I haven’t been drinking as much water as usual.

This morning, when I had my bowel movement, my poop was larger and dryer than normal, and when I wiped, there was blood. I decided to pop 3 stool softeners to help make sure I don’t bleed next time I poop. I’ve taken these before, but I usually take them at night so I can poop normally in the morning. After I took these, I went out with my brother to the store. As soon as we got there, I felt my tummy start rumbling and I basically had to run to the bathroom. I had the worst diarrhea in that stall, the kind that has you sweating and shaking (apologies to that poor old woman who was also with me in the bathroom). I thought that would be the only time, but boy was I wrong.

We went to the gym after the store, and I was fine the first 10 mins. Then the poop gods called for me again and I had to go to the bathroom mid exercise. Again, one of the worst shits ever. I felt like I was dying. My butthole feels so raw😓 (it also didn’t even solve the bleeding problem, probably made it worse)

TLDR: don’t take 3 stool softeners unless you’re in the comforts of your own home because it will come back to bite you in the ass (no pun intended)

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