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TIFU: ordered a $43 dollar bagel

TL;DR- pulled up restaurants in an app and accidentally ordered my breakfast the app charged double what the restaurant charged.

This morning I found myself with free time and wanting to get out of a funk. I decided to take myself out to breakfast. My friends recommended a few places around town, and to easily compare the restaurants and prices I pulled them up in door dash rather than multiple phone browsers.

I decided on the most delicious breakfast bagel I’ve ever seen- toasted on a cheese and tomato bread, cream cheese, avocado, bacon, and I went crazy and added extra tomatoes. I had a plan and knew what I wanted.

Out of curiosity, I wanted to see what door dash would charge to have it delivered. My $23 gourmet bagel and coffee would be $43 if ordered through the app. I audibly laughed and took a screenshot and through nothing of it.

I put my phone down to get ready to go, and when I got out of the shower I realized I somehow hit the order button and my bagel was on its way.

I somehow ordered the world’s most expensive bagel. Was it worth it? Absolutely- but not for $43 bucks. This is probably my new favorite breakfast item- but would be way better in person and fresh and hot. For the record, even delivered lukewarm it was spectacular.

Behold the world’s most expensive and delicious bagel. https://imgur.com/a/xZclEaf

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