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TIFU and it all started with a door

I bought a 80 x 32 inch door hoping it would fit in my 2023 Camry. I was skeptical but I went ahead and bought it and it fit perfectly with the seats folded down. So if anyone is wondering, you CAN fit a whole door in your Camry as long as you have short legs. I don’t, so my drive home was awkward and totally worth it. I got the door to replace my garage door so I could add a cat door. During all my excitement, I forgot to lock my car. (Live in the suburbs of Austin). Then my dumbass cut a hole in the top of the door instead of the bottom, so now I have a nice door with a properly installed cat door and a giant hole at the top :). icing on the cake…the one night I forget to lock my doors, someone rummaged through my car, took my credit card and approximately $60 cash, spent almost $400 at Walmart on chocolate milk, makeup, men’s pants and shirts, 2 $105 gift cards, and I’m pretty sure they stole my AirPods. Kicker is I was in the garage around the time I think this happened, I stay up late…and while I was in there I swear I heard leaves crunching and voices outside, but thought maybe it was someone walking by talking on the phone at 1am?? Dumb..Probably a sign for me to check if my car was locked. PROBABLY the person in my car telling their friend they finally found someone dumb enough to leave their card door open. Hindsight is 20/20. I’ve always had an issue leaving my stuff in my car because I don’t carry a purse. Will definitely be working on that. The worst part for me personally was I had two red tail hawk feathers I found over 7 years ago, I kept these in my console and they broke one in their rush to steal my things, maybe that’s silly, maybe I’m weird. What a great day!

P.S. fu to the person who did that, I’ve tried all day to stop myself from setting up some kind of booby trap, but unfortunately they are all illegal :) I hope your chocolate milk is spoiled, and it spills all over the new pants you bought. I hope you went to another store, loaded up your cart and tried to check out and it got DECLINED. I’m sure that’s why you got the gift cards tho, so what’s better… hmm Idk any suggestions would be helpful for my mental state.

TL;DR fit a door in my car, sawed a hole in the wrong spot, left my car unlocked, things are stolen.

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