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TIFU by causing a date to have an allergy attack

Well if there ever was a case for bad timing, bad luck, and bad sex, this would be it…

I (25M) met a woman (24F) on Tinder and after some time talking, invited her over to my place for some dinner and to play some games of Mario Kart. We added a twist where for each race a person loses, they must remove one article of clothing. What ended up ensuing was multiple competitive rounds, but in the end I won. From there things escalated very quickly and progressed from making out, to both our clothes coming off, eventually reaching the point of us having sex.

Here’s where the fuck up of the fuck down comes in: In the middle of it things were rough and heavy, and she starts to say her lips are getting itchy, and while this is happening I can see her breasts, thighs, and many other parts start to turn red.

We stop and she asks me if the dinner we had, had any sort of seafood in it, and that she has a severe allergy to fish. It was not in the dinner, but in all of that I remember that I had salmon for lunch, and I kissed her in many spots on her body…

I tell her what happened, after which she immediately gets dressed back up, grabs her bag and immediately runs to her car and speeds off, presumably I think to go to a hospital.

I tried calling and texting her but got no response to both. More than anything I wanted to make sure she was okay, and if it was a bad allergy attack to the point of anaphylaxis I was willing to go with her and drive her to the hospital considering this whole situation was my fault.

After 3 days she texts me a short paragraph basically saying i’m a sweet guy but she wasn’t feeling a spark. I feel horrible about this and I feel like me causing the allergy attack probably contributed to her decision.

TL;DR : Had sex with a woman, she had a bad allergy attack because of the fish I ate for lunch, she stopped talking to me a few days later.

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