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TIFU blacking out on Valentines

Where do I even start. A month ago I dislocated my shoulder; and it’s been hurting some days so bad I can’t even raise my arm or sleep on it. Working the Valentines shift a coworker gave me some Russian or Ukrainian pain meds and wow! They worked way better than tylenol and gave me some pep with the relief

I covered a shift at work because (single); not expecting any dates. I met a guy; went on 1 date, great. He asks me out for Valentines, second date.

I’m already frantic and rushing. Shift ends at 7; commute home is an hour and I am running from the subway station on slush/ ice/ knee deep snowpiles

It’s 8 by the time I get home and we were supposed to meet at 8:30; half hour away from mine. I text him that I’ll be late I had to shower, get ready and call an uber.

Mistake number one. I took a shot of whiskey at home to calm my nerves before calling an uber. Traffic is crazy due to weather and I’m delayed until 9.

We meet at a market waiting for our supper plans. There’s a bar at the market so why not have a cocktail? (Drink # 2)

We walk over to dinner and grab a martini each (Drink #3). Finishing up the bartender offers a shot of amaro (Drink #4). We head upstairs to the lounge and order another martini (Drink #5) and a shot (Drink #6)

At this point I don’t remember what happened after or what was said besides that I managed to get an uber at 12 and make it home to bed. I wake up the next morning and immediately throw up.

Currently nursing on miso soup and way too embarrassed and ashamed to even text the guy. I’m sure that was hella cringe for him and there will be no future dates.

Oh and fun fact not being able to read the language on the meds; my friend said I shouldn’t have had any alcohol for at least 24 hours. Fuck me

TLDR Fucked up my valentines date second time meeting a guy by mixing alcohol and pain meds

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