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TIFU: MY husband thinks I'm possessed.

This literally just happened, and now my husband is never going to let this go. I have no idea how to explain to him that he's wrong.

We were arguing, simple small arguments that couples have. We've been married for 10 years and have a lovely 8 year old together. Arguments happen very rarely between us, I truly believe he is my soulmate. But now, he thinks I am possessed.

Before the argument started, I sent our kid to go play a video game because we don't argue in front of her. We don't raise our voices at each other. But I did fuck up and called my husband a "dick inch dingy" which literally makes no sense.

I felt awful when his face dropped and he stops, goes out to our car. I'm freaking out thinking I've lost my husband and ruined everything. I check the ring cams and see he's coming back in and so I start preparing to apologize to him. But no, he lights freaking sage and wafts it around in the air, saying he didn't appreciate that type of language and that bad spirits were in the air.

My husband says I looked completely demonic, calling him such a name and insisted on walking around our house and me, saging everything.

At first, I thought it was funny and was apologizing, but now, he has been saying since I apologized and was laughing that it worked. Therefore, I am demonic.

Note: We're not religious. Teacher and a nurse, but now, I am going to be saged by my husband every argument.

Tldr: I called my husband a dick inch dingy in an argument, and he whipped sage out to cleanse away my attitude.

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