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TIFU by being single, lazy and broke.

Hello Reddit lovely to talk with you for the first time I wanted to post this while it was fresh in my head. I 18m like a lot of single people downloaded a couple apps to solve that problem. Now anyone who’s been on anything other than Tinder know it’s a common tactic with these apps is that they put a paywall between you and meeting people and me trying to act smarter than I am saw a really easy way around it. And so scrolling through the profiles of all the nearby matches, I come across a few with their socials and their profile thinking I’d be able to get away with saving a few bucks. And so after adding them I looked into a girl adding me back. Being nice and open I decided a good stuff forward would be to send her my profile since I was able to see hers, but she couldn’t see mine so a few screenshots while we’re talking later, I have screenshots of my profile with at this top her name on Instagram texting me and surprise surprise 20 minutes later was put in the friend zone but then later on after getting another match I decided well despite not going well. The last time it was a good thoughtful idea and so talk to the second woman send her the screenshots as well at only after I look at the scene now do I realize who I should go through and look at my screenshots and what do I see but not one but two different responses from another woman… while trying to talk to someone.

TL;DR sent screenshots of my dating profile to a girl while messages from another woman popped up on a notification.

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