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TIFU by unintentionally showing my female boss my penis.

This happened 3 days ago.

I work 2 jobs. My second job is working for a large UK supermarket and this is where the incident happened.

I was walking through the back of the store when I was greeted by said boss. I hadn't seen her for a few weeks so I stopped and started to have some small chat, the usual stuff, how are you getting on, not seen you around for a while, been on holiday, etc. You get the idea.

She starts asking about my family and stuff. It gets on to a subject about my children and more specifically one that lives with me that is my grandchild that we look after. Said child has changed a lot over the last few years and my boss is well aware of all the behavioural issues that we have had with this child that could be seen as expected for a looked after child.

Anyway, I tell her that the child has changed so much since I last showed her a picture of the child that I pull out my phone and open my gallery to show her a photo of them. After 5 minutes of showing my boss pictures of my child, my boss says she has to get on and let me go home. It was at this point that I noticed that on the left hand side was the gallery folders and when I scrolled up, it had moved my albums up, displaying a thumbnail of my erect penis! I am very sure that she must have seen it.

TL;DR: I spent 5 minutes showing photos to my boss with a thumbnail of my erect penis on display the whole time without realising.

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