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TIFU by forgetting to put on pants when i went outside

words cannot describe how embarassed and humiliated i am 😭 the story is i was going to take out the trash at 11.40 pm, seems reasonable for most people to be asleep or in their room right? i live in an apartment near a university btw

so i just walked out of the room, trash bags in hands, apparently forgot to check whether i was wearing pants because i was too distracted. i walked around the building to the designated trash area, theres a dude sitting there but yk whatever, and then i stood there checking if any of the bags has spilled on the way down. theres nothing so i shrugged and was about to go back in my apartment.

the horror persists and so do i apparently. i then walked into the lobby era (which is brightly lit), was about to check on my mailbox when 2 dudes walk in chatting with each other. i dont wanna face anyone so i immediately turn around and go back in my own building. Luckily i didnt see anyone on the way lol

when i was back in my room i immediately go into the bathroom to wash my hands, and THATS when i realized holy fuck i didnt wear pants, or shorts, or whatever. just straight up oversized shirt, hoodie, some granny underwear and a dream.

im so so embarassed and want the ground to swallow me whole. this is like kids nightmare except im a grown woman who is too distracted by some fuck ass trash to checked whether or not she was wearing pants 😭😭😭 im not very tall though (around 5'4 (154 cm) so i think my hoodie and shirt might managed to cover up most of it. But still its so embarrassing . doesn't help that i met like 4 men on my odyssey .

can someone PLEASE tell me they have a similar experiences or something lmao im so embarassed

TL;DR: 11 pm, forgot to check whether i wear pants or not, went outside of my apartment, found total of 4 dudes, and luckily i wear my oversized shirt and hoodie.

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