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TIFU by teaching my cat bad manners

Three years ago I adopted a stray cat from a shelter. It started off as a joke in the beginning. Whenever I served her food I said "Bone Apple Tiddies" as a little quip to make myself laugh. (It's a bastardisation of the french "bon appetite")

But my autistic ass loves routines so before I even noticed it, I've been saying it now twice daily for 3 years, giggling every time.

I finally got tired of saying it last week but then I noticed she doesn't finish her food anymore.

She starts eating it as always but when I walk off she keeps looking back at me as if she's waiting to hear it. She stops eating it halfway through and I couldn't figured out why.

Today I tried saying it again and she ate all of her food.

I guess I am now doomed to say it for eternity.

Edit for cat tax: https://imgur.com/a/J8KYhSp https://imgur.com/a/1bP4KQG Her name is Kiwi. She's turning 6 soon and she has a perma-mlem (Vet doesn't know why. She doesn't seem hurt. Just a little weirdo lol)

TL;DR: Taught my cat to finish her food when I say "Bone Apple Tiddies".

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