greenmangostudio

So this actually happened a while ago and I have moved to a new place since then but just stumbled across this sub so I wanted to share. Necessary info: I'm a chick and I used to smoke weed, like a lot of it, and since I didn't have a balcony at my old apartment I would usually go outside into the communal garden pretty late at night to blaze. In order to get to my usual spot in the garden id walk past the back of the complex where peoples windows were. Most folks shut their curtains or whatnot at night or if they had them open never paid me any attention. So one smoking session in the garden later I'm walking back up taking way longer than necessary and I stop to stare at a tree that in my high state looks like an old woman, smoking makes you weird sometimes, but then I hear someone humming. I turn around and look up to see a woman standing right in front of her window, it takes me a second to realise she is topless, titties out in the wind. Now it was pretty coinciden...

My mom has a little brother, 17 years ago he met a woman and they got married. When he met her she was pregnant and they got married right after her daughter was born. My uncle ended up adopting the little girl. A few years later they had 2 boys of their own. Now the boys are 14 and 13. So we went to visit my parents for Thanksgiving. My uncle, aunt and the 2 boys were there. We were all sitting around eating and I asked “where is your sister?”. I hadn’t had a chance to ask earlier because I was helping my mom cook. The 13 year old goes “oh, my uncles.” I was confused because my Aunt has one brother that passed last year. So, they don’t have any uncles, they just have an Aunt and that’s my mom. Now remember, the whole family is at the table. I then said “which uncle…?” He goes “my dad’s brother!” And that’s how me, my brothers and my parents found out my Aunt cheated on my uncle twice and “their sons” have 2 different fathers. Everyone was quiet and my Aunt literally goes “…surpr...

I hadn't seen my girlfriend in a few weeks. She's been busy with life and I've been working stupid hours. Earlier today she came over, we made tea and proceeded with the love making. Previously she had bought me "cruelty free made-by-women eco friendly non-latex super condoms", her words, not mine. So after we had finished our romantic escapade, I freaked the fuck out because I thought the condom might have a hole in it. So I figured there was only one way to confirm this, which was to fill it full of water like some sort of sick, perverted water balloon. She finds this hilarious and joins me in the bathroom as I proceed to wrap the tip of this Cruelty-Free Made-By-Women Eco-Friendly Non-Latex Super Condom around the faucet of my bathroom sink and fill it up. As I gazed into this horrific snowglobe of lumpy spunk, swimming around aimlessly through this fancy pansty super condom, I quickly realized, there was no hole. Only after I filled this atrosity to the ...

Not today, but many years ago, I worked for a popular teddy bear building toy store. Most of the staff was in their late teens, like I was, but our boss was a woman in her 40s. Our uniforms were iconically hideous: denim dress shirts with itchy embroidery on the top left chest, khaki pants, a brown or navy belt, white shoes and white socks (and yes, you'd get sent home if your socks weren't white enough!). I hated wearing this uniform, but thankfully once a month we would have a special "Sale Weekend" during which corporate headquarters would send us seasonally themed t-shirts that we would be able to wear instead of our Canadian Tuxedo tops. Respite, if only for a few short days. One year, in December, we were having our annual Christmas sale, so corporate sent us a box of bright red and green t-shirts. I was so excited by these 100% cotton gifts-from-god that I volunteered to hand them out to the rest of the staff, like one of Santa's diligent yet underpaid e...

I've been having one of the worst sickness lately. Fever of over 103. Horrible chills. Extreme nausea. Fatigue. Shortness of breath. (Luckily not covid) I was feeling extremely cold bc of how bad my chills were, so I decided to take a hot shower. DO NOT EVER TAKE A HOT SHOWER WHEN YOU HAVE A HIGH FEVER. I got in, sat down on this shower chair we have bc I was just so dizzy, and sprayed myself with hot water for twenty minutes. I stop feeling cold eventually... Bad news. I start getting very very dizzy. I turn the water off and lean on the wall. I try to breath in deeply to stave off nausea, but I'm just gasping for breath. Everything starts sounding fuzzy, muted. My vision starts blurring and going white. I think to myself, "I need to take musinex from the cupboard." Bc the hot water must've messed with my sinuses... And then I wake up face first on the floor staring at the base of the toilet. I must've been an idiot and tried to stand up to get the musin...

Kinda NSFW We were sitting in our common room during our free period, and one of my friends wanted to go to the bathroom and asked us to go with her, one of the teachers heard her ask and sighed and was like "Women. why do you always have to go together?" And I didn't really think, but as I was standing up I whispered "Orgies" and im like 99% sure he heard me, because his head shot up, just as my friend pushed me out of the door and they're all trying to hold in their laughs. We got to the bathroom and I was panicking because of course he heard me, and then I was like "What was I fucking thinking? This isn't even a place for an orgy!" My friends still laugh about it and its been three days. TL;DR teacher asked us why we were going together and i said orgies.

I work as a teacher in 8th grade, and these days my students are supposed to try to learn to identify the countries of the world on a map. They each have chromebooks, and they were practicing using an app where they choose a continent, and have to put all the countries in the right place. The countries start out green, and turn white if you press the correct one on your first try. If you press thw wrong one once, the country turns yellow, and eventually red if you press the wrong country multiple times. So if you suck at geography, you're bound to have a few yellow or red countries on your map. This is just practice, it's not a test or anything, and they can try as many times as they want. I was walking around trying to help the kids, when a girl came up to me to show me how happy she was with her results. I live in a very homogeneous population when it comes to skin color, with the majority of people being white. In my class of 47 students, there is only one student of color...