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TIFU by yelling at a stranger

Where I work, there are always people driving by revving their obnoxiously loud engines and it never failed to tick me off. So today I was parked in the parking lot waiting for my shift to start and this guy pulls up right beside me revving. I absolutely regret this but I opened my door and yelled “please be quiet.” He got pissed off and yelled back something about “i’m driving a race car” but my heart was pounding in my ears so I couldn’t really hear him lmao. My fuck up resulted in this: 10 minutes later, I was already into my shift and I hear a car rev suuuuper loud for way too long. Everyone in the lot suffered because I let my temper get the better of me. EDIT: I should add, I live in the non-Florida south so yelling at strangers is rare and risky. TL;DR I yelled at a guy for having a loud ass car and he revved it even louder out of spite.

TIFU CALLED COP GAY

Howdy all, this didn't happen today but I figured I'll share a story from my school days. I was driving home from college and was abit stressed out due to school work and other random life stuff. I passed a motorcycle cop that pulled someone over, me being an idiot decides that this mean all the other cops in this city no longer exist and speed up to get home sooner to start the huge amount of homework I needed to do. Well no more then a minute later I fly by this other motorcycle cop and he immediately pulls me over He dismounts and walks up to my car and asks "Why were you going so fast, you not see my partner up there" And my sleep deprived, stressed out brain decides that the best response is "Oh I didn't know you were gay" Que awkward silence... "Sir, licence, registration and proof of insurance" It was not fun paying off that ticket TLDR Call cop gay, got ticket.

TIFU falling to a fraud of phishing

Its one of those things that you never think you would fall for but.... I was completely dumb, stupid, and I blame everything on me. I was at work, stressed and with a lot of projects on my mind when one of the directors here write me a email If I could do him a favor. Since Im generally new and want to make a good impression, I write back via email sure (I didnt even read the email at all top to bottom, which is my first fuck up) He tells me to buy something at the supermarket; I thought that since a coworker of mine was leaving, he wanted to setup a surprise brunch. He tells me he needs Google Play cards. In any other business, this should have been a automatic red flag BUT since we are in IT, I thought that maybe he was trying to sell something to a potential client. I buy (with my money) the cards and pass him the codes. I bought him so much that the shop actually has their own internal limits to counter these type of frauds! Anyways, I go back to the office and ask a coworker...

TIFU by being too friendly

I’ve been a frequent customer at a 7/11 near my job and I’ve gotten pretty cool with the staff. Three employees in particular because they are usually the ones on shift during the times I visit. Let’s call the two employees in this story Ashley and Brittney for names sake. I went in the store and Ashley was working that day. Ashley another customer and me got into a conversation about kids and marriage. The other customer was in front of me and she leaves after she pays for her items. So it’s just me and Ashley now and I continue with the conversation by asking Ashley a few questions. I asked her did she want kids and she replies “One day her and her wife want kids”. I then ask her how long she’s been married and did they have a nice honeymoon since her marriage was recent. She answered those two questions and then asked me why am I being so personal (very aggressively). She was visibly upset so I apologized and attempted to explain I didn’t meant anything by it and thought it was re...

TIFU by stumbling upon an infidelity subreddit, reading posts and giving myself an unnecessary insecurity

I was reading the comments on a completely different sub and a comment linked an infidelity sub. I clicked on it and began reading different posts. I spent like 15 minutes scrolling through all the posts and I quickly came to the conclusion that a lot of the posts mentioned how the wives of their AP (affair partner) were clueless and trusted their husbands enough to never suspect the affair 😫. Right before I stopped scrolling I began asking myself if i had ever been so trusting that I would have never thought of my husband having an affair behind my back. I know for sure I was trusting way back when with my previous relationship and he cheated on me LMFAO. That old experience plus reading all those posts really got me thinking and I unlocked an insecurity in me to be too trusting or naive. I closed up the sub before it got too into my head. TLDR: I stumbled accorded an infidelity sub and it gave me insecurities that maybe I am way too trusting to ever suspect of an affair behind m...

TIFU by almost biting my boyfriend’s dick off and sending him to the ER

Yeah I wish I was joking. As I was giving him a blow job, he was being too forceful (fully consensual-calm down Reddit police), at some point my jaw went fully slack and numb, this is legit the worst part about blowjobs and the only thing that makes me hate doing them—jaw pain. Anyways, with him fully in me, as deep back my throat as he can go, my jaw shut down and my mouth fell close I didn’t even realize what I was doing, my teeth dug right into him as if I fully intended biting it off. I never heard a grown man scream so loud. His dick left my mouth so fast and he was all but twisting in pain. I almost started crying in shock and terror. We ended up in the ER, another humiliating experience to go through, now he can’t use his dick for a while and has to put on some cremes on it to heal and prevent an infection since my teeth apparently left wounds and irritated the skin. He’s a bit salty and has sworn off blow jobs. I think I traumatized him a bit. But I’m honestly paying the pric...

TIFU by losing my temper at school

I’ll start this off by saying I’m a 16f and this happened in school today. I was in my class and this girl kept kicking the back of my chair and it was hurting my back. I turned around and told her to stop doing that and she just started laughing and a couple minutes later started kicking my chair again. I was already annoyed about other things happening in my life and I got up and hit her in the face, kids in my class were yelling and my teacher just ran over and pulled us apart from each other. My teacher only saw what I did and we got sent to the principals office. I gave this girl a cut on her lip and my principal told me that I was the one who took it too far and got physical. My school gave me an out of school suspension for 5 days and my dad had to come and get me. He was losing it on me and only made me feel even worse. I’m not allowed to go out at home until this is over too. This was definitely one of my biggest fuckups and I feel so stupid for losing my temper and getti...