greenmangostudio

This happened yesterday but it was horrible enough to share today. My boyfriend and I decided to try an edible together for the day. Beforehand we went and got some snacks, Blue Takis being one of them. So fast forward a few hours later and we are absolutely stoned. We had just done the deed so we were eating our munchie snacks. For some reason I was having paranoia about my IUD being out of place (which I got like a month ago). I wanted to check my strings because my BF’s answers to me asking if he felt them were unclear (for those of you that don’t know, when you get an IUD you need to make sure the strings of the T-shaped device are in the right place or you could be in serious trouble lol). So without washing my hands I stuck my fingers up there and tried to find the strings just to notice that my pelvic area started to BURN. Like burning all the way to my fucking cervix. I was like “Oh my, maybe I have a UTI?” but then I pull my hand out and I see my blue fingers and I’m like ...

Obligatory this happened yesterday. Not technically NSFW. I was out and about with my boyfriend and his parents. We were perusing downtown; stopped by a couple breweries and then hit up a restaurant for dinner. All was fine and dandy, we were having some beers and hanging out waiting for our food. There was a nature documentary on one of the TV’s that we were occasionally watching. At one point, they were showing blue footed boobies (a type of bird if you must know). My dumbass decided to joke with the table, “YOU WANNA SEE SOME BOOBIES!!???” Well, RIGHT as I said it, a family walked by our table. Of course, I said it way louder than I had intended.. The dad made direct eye contact with me and smiled. The little kid (a boy probably around 11 years old) shot his hand up in the air and said “YEAH!” … I went beet red while my boyfriend and his parents laughed their asses off. Of course the nature documentary switched to moose right after I said it so I couldn’t have any saving grace...

Basically, I've always been a fan of huge fuck ups a lot more than normal or boring ones, so almost everyday I've been browsing this subreddit for a few minutes/hours to spend time. Sometimes I just get bored or find myself in a weird mood and go "alright, I need to find some massive fuck ups to read so that I could get entertainment from random strangers messing up everything by making mistakes!", and so I tried sorting by top but it really wasn't scratching my itch that well, so I needed a better way to find massive fuck ups.... My massive, smart, genius, amazing high IQ brain noticed the flairs that get given to posts and thought "ohhhh so these are what determines how big the fuck ups are!" "S for small FU, M for medium, L for large, and XL for XL FU" And to make a long story short, almost everyday I've been browsing the XL flair wasting so so much time reading some extremely long stories for some of the most anticlimactic endings e...

So this morning I was scrolling Instagram and made it to the "You're all caught up" and into the suggested post section. As I was scrolling I noticed a picture of my cousin who is currently pregnant and clicked on the photo not thinking anything of it since I've seen the same picture of FB. First mistake... Next I see a picture of her in a not super revealing lingerie top and am a little confused but then the caption says it all, "Would you like to see what's under my sexy top?" Second mistake... I clicked on the link in her bio taking me to her OF's account and boom right at the top I see her ass in a thong and another picture of her breast from the side. Was not prepared for that... Third mistake... I sent a screenshot to her as a way of saying, "Maybe you should hide this better since I accidentally found it" but instead she lies straight to my face saying she was hacked! LOL Fourth mistake... I see that she must have blocked me fr...

This is my first post so... yeah. not entirely sure if this fits in here but I am also not sure where else to put it as I am pretty new to reddit. This happened on one of my weirder weekends a few weeks ago. I was already having pretty terrible luck the day prior to this story but it just kept piling on. I planned to visit some friends at a lake a few towns over, so I thought I could take my bike along. Because I am ever so lazy, I wanted to take the bus to the train station and then take the train to to the station closest to the lake and ride my bike there. It started with my first bus being canceled, so I just took the next bus 15 minutes later and arrived at the train station. A few minutes later a train arrived, and after already making the mistake of entering the wrong train just the other day, one would think I'd be a bit smarter about this... well no. I took a train at the right gate, at the right time, and it was a delayed train that should have arrived 20 minutes ea...

I went to a theme park today. It was a really cool park that also had a water park attached. I had been looking forward to it for a while, but unfortunately it got a little complicated. My period came early. No big deal, my friend had a pad. However, I knew that if I wanted to go to the waterpark later on I would need to locate a tampon. I checked the dispenser in the bathroom. 50 cents, and I didn't have quarters on me of course. I did have a little bit of cash on me luckily. A five and a ten. I decided to go to a vending machine and throw in a five. I hoped it would dispense quarters. I put in my five, bought a drink, and heard coins fall out. Yes! I pulled out the coins and they are... dollar coins. Are you kidding me? Well. I now have a ten dollar bill and two dollar coins. The dispenser doesn't accept any of those. My next move was to look for a change machine, which I should have done in the first place. I get to the change machine and... it only accepted one dollar...

Obligatory this happened yesterday, on mobile, English is my only language so any mistakes are all me, etc. etc. Backstory: Me and this guy, S, have been friends since high school. We did date briefly in during that time, but it was short lived and we remained friends. We’ve lost touch here and there over the years as he moved out of state shortly after HS and isn’t big on social media and he regularly changes his phone number. We were out of touch for 2-3 years and have been back in touch for ~2 years currently. So S is in town visiting family and asks if we can grab a drink, catch up, all that good stuff, since we haven’t seen each other face to face in like 10 years. Sure! We make a day of it, pizza, beer, good times. The topic of exes/dating horror stories comes up. We share, commiserate, laugh at ourselves, at each other, it’s all good. We start joking about the songs people lost their virginity to. I’m slightly more than tipsy at this point from drinking all afternoon, and as...