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TIFU by becoming a high school teacher after doing onlyfans

I just started teaching high school this year and was super excited since it has always been my dream. I did onlyfans for a few years right after I turned 18. I already had a pretty big following on instagram who wanted me to do it (which in hindsight is kind of weird), so I ended up making a lot of money right from the start and I quickly blew up there. I quit in my junior year of college, both because I realized that it could come back around to me, and also because I had a small group of less than 20 men who made up huge portion of my income. So why post for millions of people to see when I can still make a huge income privately with just a small group of guys who adore me. I don’t regret doing onlyfans. I don’t know if you all are aware of how much money you can make if you’re popular. As a teacher I probably wouldn’t be able to buy a house in my area until I’m 50, if at all. Now I own a house that’s worth almost a million dollars, completely paid for, and I could burn it down a...

TIFU by not knowing how to say no

For a little background, I (m18 am bi and I’m just figuring out my sexuality, It’s been hard to do so because I live in a very religious country and every not straight person is frowned upon. I came out a month ago to one of my friends (m18) as bi, (he was the only person i told because before I told him, he told me he was bi and I felt like I could tell him about my sexuality), he was very understanding and I really like him as a friend, after i told him I was bi he became one of my closest friends. A week ago he told me he liked me and wanted to have a relationship with me, i freaked out, i didn’t know what to do so i said that i liked him too, now i don’t know what to do because he keeps on making plans and i don’t know how to say no now, i just keep making excuses and hoping he stops liking me. Today he message me asking if i wanted to talk to him on lunch break and i just ignored his messages. Any advice is appreciated TL;DR: I didn’t know how to tell a friend that I didn’t li...

TIFU by keeping my savings in gold

Title is typo I meant silver I am a 19 yo male. For the last six years I have saved every dollar I've made from working and reinvested it in silver. I know that sounds stupid. But unlike a bank account physical currency like gold and silver hold up against inflation. Plus I liked feeling like a pirate. During covid I sold most of it when it was around 30$ and reinvested more when it was around 20$ In total I had around fifteen thousand dollars in silver ounces. This was really good for me BECAUSE If I didn't have the money locked somewhere I was terrified I was gonna be like my parents and spend it all. For a little background history, My mom and my dad never graduated high school, they were extremely abusive throughout my childhood. They would spend every dollar we had on smokes and chew. I would go several days only eating take out but at least they had their stuff. We lived paycheck to paycheck. Well I took a gap year from college. I am beginning to apply and I got accep...

TIFU by saying something without thinking and losing my friend

Idk where else to put this, me and my two friends were hanging out and we were having a stupid fun fight about Mac n cheese stupid shit. One of them has a shitty family situation and they said some thing about my family or whatever, and with little to know thought I said "you can't be talken" as soon as I said it I just thought "oh fuck wtf why would I say something like that" after a while of me sitting there in silence he left and I did too, I apologize profusely. He ended up saying he doesn't want to hang out or talk to me anymore understandably. Just fuck omg, he was a good friend and I fucking lost him because I couldn't think, even if I thought for two seconds I wouldn't have said it. I wouldn't have said something to fucked up to someone who has such a shitty situation. Now he is gone and I just sit here feeling like shit which I deserve. I'm a shitty person and I can't find the strength to think "I can make myself better I c...

TIFU by being tricked by a straight guy into dating him

So to start things off. I’m gay, I live in a small town in the middle of nowhere USA. I’m a Male 18. I wasn’t ever really bullied for being gay. Unless it was online everyone was cool with it except the super conservative families in town. Of course I’ve heard my fair share of names and threats but I shrug them off. It’s normal to me. There’s this group of boys, who are like the super bro dude straight guy group of the school. They act more gay than I do but still call me names etc. In this group there’s this guy I’ll call Skyler. Skyler is my age, looks like a puppy dog, and was very sweet to me always, but always presented as straight. Which is why I was shocked when he asked me out this summer. I mean. I’m not ugly or anything. I just didn’t expect this super dude bro jock to ask me out. Our first date was amazing. I mean, it was on the Fourth of July at our state fair. We got corn dogs played games and he kissed me on the Ferris wheel. After a few dates we had gotten a lot cl...

TIFU by losing a friend

TIFU by letting something get extremely out of hand. I (19m) told a couple of my friends that there is a girl I like on my uni course, one of my friends likes to take things a little fat and decided to spread a rumour I had slept with this girl (even though I had not) over the months the rumour has gotten out of control and some people genuinely believe it. last night she found out about the rumour from a third party when they went clubbing, and rightfully so, she is extremely pissed at me, I did not do enough to stop this rumour. she is now under the impression that I spread said rumour and did not try to stop it at all despite me saying otherwise, she is angry and disappointed in me and has made it clear she no longer wishes to talk about it and no longer wants me around. I don't know what to do, I feel as though I have lost someone who has become a very close friend forever. ​ ​ ​ TLDR: I let a joke/lie get out of hand, and am probably going to lose a very close friend over...

TIFU by telling all my neighbors I was super poor thinking that's how you celebrate Halloween

Obligatory this didn't happen today, but I still cringe every year around Halloween when I think about trick or treating. Some background: My family lived in the US for about a decade before moving to Belgium in the late 1960s. At the time of the FU, Belgium was a country that did not celebrate Halloween. Come back with me if you will to the 1990s, a time of denim outfits, chocolate cigarettes and songs recorded off the radio. I am in primary school in a rural region of Belgium. Everyone knows everyone in my tiny village of about 400 inhabitants. It is the end of summer and I am planning my birthday. My birthday parties are somewhat famous, and it is mostly due to the fact that I always manage to mix a little something American into the party, courtesy of the family members who still live there. We would have cake but then instead of apple juice my mom would bring out a bright pink, candy-flavored pitcher of Kool-Aid. Or we would make sugar cookies but instead of basic shapes w...

TIFU by realizing he did care to late

As you read by the title I realized the person I loved most cared about me after they already left. (Btw sorry if this is really messy and not comprehensive I just wanted to rant and not proofread) Our friendship/ relationship was like no other that I ever had experienced. I mean we're both young so it was all so new to us both. Our friendship/situationship type thing began in November though we had been friends since 2020. In the beginning of the friendship he made lots of mistakes that made me break my trust like lying a lot and ignoring me which caused lots of arguments between us. It's also important to understand that our friendship was only a friendship due to me being ftm (at the time) and him not being gay. But we both cared deeply for each other still. So due to this we ended up having a pretty big argument in January where I told him how I loved him and how it felt like he was leading me on knowing I had feelings for him yet telling me he liked a girl but still flirt...

TIFU by using an ice cold bidet to wash my butt and collapsing on the toilet.

Please excuse my english as it's my 2nd language. This is my 1st time living in a cold country that experiences snow. It wasn't snowing but the temperature was extremely low. I had installed a simple bidet when I first moved into my apartment because I grew up using one and and felt weird if I didn't. It was nothing fancy and I connected it to the cold water not thinking much of it. I'd never used a heated bidet before so I didn't think I'd need one. Now here is how it went down. Its a normal day and I turn on my bidet and begin washing my butt. The second the ice cold water hit my bumhole every muscle and vain in my body contracted at the same time. I couldnt think I just sat there as the very very cold water violated me. Think of a brain freeze you get when eating ice cream but down under.. your asshole is what's frozen. I started to feel dizzy and not being able to think I got up and immediately fell on the floor and hit my head on the sink. I lied on ...

TIFU by telling them one of pictures on their dating profile looked like they were forcing a fart.

Obligatory this happened yesterday. I've decided to step out of my comfort zone and join some dating apps, bestie was very excited to help me set up my account. While she was scrolling on her own tinder after showing me some things she found Kevin, affectionately now referred to as fart Kevin (for obvious reasons) to seperate him from my first match, another Kevin. I told her she should message him to let him know, she told me to do it myself, so I told her to send me the profile. Well, he matched with me! And I sent him a message and now I feel so bad because he just automatically unmatched me. I really should have ended my message with something about just letting him know because I wanted him to have better luck on the site since...it really looked like he was pushing a fart...but maybe some girls are into that? So poor dude matched with me and then I insulted him and I feel so terrible. Bestie also feels terrible and as she says "I didn't even do it!" So Fart ...

TIFU by saying someone was hot to my boyfriend

I want to start off by, yes, this was entirely my fault. I also want to note that I have autism, so I have extreme difficultly with communication and social appropriate things to say, I wish I could go back and fix it. I'm texting my boyfriend about a movie I watched last night while he was having a party out with his friends. We were watching Oujia with our neighbors in our resident hall. Fast forward to now, the very next day I noticed he posted his story of the same movie and the same priest. The thing about me and my boyfriend is that we always talk about how cool priests are, we're both considering christianity, but that aside he really wants to become a priest. In my head, I thought this: "What a perfect way to converse, I'll just bring up the movie, talk about the priest, we can laugh, I can flirt with my boyfriend, show him my love and how we're literal soul mates for watching the same movie without telling each other." It was indeed not the perfect ...

TIFU by masturbating too long in the shower

So I (19m) live in an apartment off college campus with 3 other guys. Everyone else was at class, and I decided to pop in a microwave lunch before hopping in the shower. Now living with 3 other guys and sharing a room with 1, there's uh not a lot of privacy. I wasn't planning on anything, but got in the shower, morning adderall kicked in (for my ADHD I swear) realized I was naked and it had been a bit, and went "eh might as well". I popped in my water resistant earphones for a more err "immersive" experience and in case the roomies came back unexpectedly. I may have gotten a bit too into it. It was an um intense video. So what was supposed to be a quick shower turned into a 40 minute aggressive ham fisted session of earth shattering self pleasuring. I walked out a bit woozy. You can imagine my surprise to get out of the shower to find it surprisingly steamy, but an awful smokey smell I hadn't noticed before. I walked out of the bathroom to the kitchen...

TIFU by flashing my landlady

I live alone in a granny flat which is attached to the house of a family of four. The mother/ wife of the house is probably in her late 50’s, very sweet and thoughtful, and extremely kind and polite. She often pops over with a plate of freshly baked muffins, or a meal for me. She is also obsessed with my dog, and will come through my side gate to take him into her yard to play, when she knows I’m on night shifts, which I am this week. Today I haven’t been able to sleep much. Her husband is using the ride on mower all day, so my dog is a bit barky, and I was getting frustrated at being unable to sleep. I thought masturbating might relax me off to sleep, so had a lovely time with myself. Afterwards I got up to pee, and walked naked into my bathroom, which has a door that opens straight onto the gate. A door that I had left open earlier this morning for some fresh air. And there was my lovely sweet neighbour with her hand outstretched ready to open the gate to come and get my dog. We bot...

TIFU Embarrassing drunk story

So this happened a while ago, however I decided to share this story with the internet. One summer night along time ago, my bro his GF and I decided we were all getting hammered. To be specific we were drinking tequila. We drank most of the night and the last thing that I remember is passing out on the couch. At some point in the night i started sleep walking. In my drunken, somehow physically capable of walking slumber, my body decided on a plan that my mind refused to be present for, so my mind entered the witness protection program (blackout drunk). I went in to my brothers room, where he and his innocent gf at the time lay so peaceful and still. My bro apparently had been awake trying to go to bed, so i find out later the next day when i hear about my drunken escapades. I , in my blacked out genius thinking, walk over to the edge of my brothers bed. he lay there feeling a still in the air of the calm before the storm. He turns over and looks up to see me standing there, so full of ...

TIFU by sending a close friend nudes.

I was chatting to a friend and went to send her a screenshot from my phone gallery. Problem is, my phone let's me send multiple pictures in one go and my most recent picture before that was a nude I sent to someone else. I selected the screenshot and in a fat finger moment selected the nude too and clicked send before I saw what I did. A few minutes later I got a message saying something along the lines of "I'm straight and you know I have a boyfriend, sorry". Problem is this picture was SUPER graphic (not just a standard boob pic). I tried to explain to her it was the wrong person but I think it just came across as me trying to cover up for myself, now the conversation has kinda stagnated and I think things have gotten REAL awkward between us. I don't know if I'm just overthrowing her reaction but I feel so embarrassed. TL;DR: I sent a close friend an unsolicited fetish pic and I think I ruined our friendship

TIFU By giving nudes to a “girl”

I (m18) have given this "girl" that followed me on insta my nudes after she invited me to video chat her. Me being like "ok I got lucky" soon realized that it was a scam and she/him was asking for money. So me being me decide to mess with his/her time cause I was disappointed. (I recorded the conversation if anyone is interested dm me) So here is a advice to horny lonely teens don’t be stupid enough to share your junk to other people unless is a loved one that you love and trust. If you are lonely and desperate get yourself out there explore and stuff don’t just expect something without even earning it. If you are interested in someone don’t wait around sure you can be shy and nervous about her/his response but if you don’t say anything nothing will never come out of it if you never try. TL;DR Don’t be a horny person and fall for traps they can be dangerous and can put you on a risky situation

TIFU by having an impromptu gangbang with crack and methheads

I’ll be honest it’s a weird one for me and I feel the need to trauma dump. I went on a date with this girl it went well but ended earlyish as she had work the next morning. From an age younger than I’d care to admit I’ve had access to a swinging website. I had been pretty horny all day and was in the mood. Messaged a couple on there that said they were down. Walked about 35 mins away from my home to theirs. Arrived and it was a dimly lit room. Female face down arse up. Proceeded to do what I intended and we started fucking. After a short while another couple arrive. We go downstairs to have more space. Got a bad vibe off the new couple as soon as they walked in. Gave strong alcoholic vibes. As we’re getting on with things and peoples clothes start to come off and people get more loose I start to notice some things. The male from the original couple has track marks up his arm from what I can only assume is heroine. Alarm bells are ringing. I take a bit of a back seat as im starting to ...

TIFU by showing a friend my penis

I (m25) am very proud of the size of my penis. Most of my friends have seen it and have all been impressed by it. One friend, let’s call him Joyshe (the e is silent), hasn’t yet seen it until today. But, he has heard about it from many other people and he really wanted to see it, so he asked me to see it. I should preface this by saying he is convinced (wrongly) that he is huge, he is in fact below average. Well today he came over. Me, Joyshe and my gf were in the the living room when he asked to see my penis. I took it out, and he was shocked. It was massive. This was where the fuck up came in. He fainted because of amazement. Now he is severely depressed because he knows that he will never be as big as me. He also begs me to let him suck it, but I have a gf so I have to deny him. My gf was also pissed at me for getting my penis out for anyone other than her, so she took away my toilet privileges

TIFU by not knowing I have curly hair for my whole life…

So this is more of a: today I learned I have been f’ing up everyday for the past 30 odd years. My whole life no parent or hairdresser ever said anything about my hair type, they just treated it like every other hair and styled it in whatever way was currently trendy (straight or blow wave). Well I finally started questioning my hair type as since I did the greatest shave last year I found my hair can be quite curly after washing it. Found a new more experienced hairdresser who confirmed my suspicions that yes I do in fact have CURLY hair. This means that for 30 years my curly hair has been brushed daily and treated like any other hair type which is a huge no no. It is no wonder my hair is so damaged and has been falling out so much. I feel like such an idiot. TLDR: found out after more than 30 years my hair is CURLY

TIFU by finding out my bf has a foot fetish

I am at a loss for words guys. Me and my bf are very open with each other with all things. We are into some things that aren’t vanilla at all so it’s not like I’m shaming. So the other week my bf and me were goofing off and as a joke I touched his “thing” with my feet. I was giggling expecting him to push them off or say ew or something. But when I looked at him his face was bright red. I moved and asked what was wrong he said nothing and covered himself with a blanket. I was concerned but didn’t say anything. The next day I was looking something up on the computer and I was already suspicious of him so I was checking the search history. I actually didn’t find anything but I decided to check his phone. I had it while he was in the shower and in his private browser he had 4 TABS OF FOOT PORN/FETISH SITES OPEN. He was also subscribed to someone’s only fans who only posted feet pics. Its been a few days and i have no idea what to say to him. I now notice how much he looks at my feet. I’v...

TIFU by stashing p00pouri in my backpack

I, (17) have a general rule I stand by of "when you gotta go, you gotta go", but im not a jerk obviously, and I don't want to stink up any school bathrooms. I've struggled with intestinal problems for most of my life, so this rule seemed especially important to me to keep me on a somewhat healthy schedule. To solve this dilemma, I put a small bottle of p00pouri in my bag, so that if I ever had to...go...I could do it without shame. For context, p00pouri is the name brand for a type of spray that you spray into a toilet bowl being doing your business to mask the smell of it. It works pretty well too in all the years I've been using it. I figured it was a smart enough item, and I put it in a small pocket on my backpack. I've had this bottle in my bag for about a month now, and I've used it maybe twice. Really came in handy for a bit, until this week. I usually put my car keys in the same pocket as this p00pouri because my backpack doesn't have many p...

TIFU by not taking middle school seriously. And now my mom is cutting all ties with me, my sister's and my dad...

The title says it all. I am a 14 yo boy from Malaysia (sorry for the bad grammar. English is not my first language) I'm in bed covered in a blanket while writing this. This whole situation started when my sister (13 yo) started going out late at night... My sister got scolded for it but she still does it sometimes... This all spiralled down to this. I was emotionally unstable and was not able keeping my grades up. Before the lockdown i was a pretty smart kid getting A's and B's in elementary school. But it all went downhill after the quarantine... The following quote is what she has to say about me and my sister "This is Mummy's expression of love for the two of you, how your Mummy's heart is melting with your achievements, FAILED in most subjects, I don't know what to do, after this it's up to you what to do, Mummy is really DISAPPOINTED, Mummy is no longer well with your attitude, it's up to you to do whatever you want, Mummy really doesn't...

TIFU by asking my boyfriend what his kinks are

So the title is pretty self explanatory. Last night I (18f) was staying over at my boyfriend’s apartment (20M). We go to college together and have been dating for over a year and a half. I would like to preface this by saying he is the best man I have ever met in my life. He has been head over heels for me since the day we met and has never once judged me for any of my past or flaws. He is fully intending on proposing to me once we graduate college and start our careers. He is very kind, gentle, intelligent, and introverted. Back to last night, of course during this relationship we have been intimate on many many occasions. Previous to this situation, I would have described him as being the vanilla one in our relationship. I have always had a much higher drive than him as well as liking things that are a bit more kinky than what he is usually comfortable with (ex. bondage, cnc, intimate toys, etc.). However, last night while we were in bed together I felt like pestering him with qu...

TIFU by giving myself a possible yeast infection trying to clean myself for a new partner

As the title describes it, TIFU by possibly giving myself a Yeast infection trying to get clean for a new partner. I have been talking to this new beau for a few weeks now. They’re an awesome person and very much my type. I was really trying to get it on with them this weekend, BUT there was one thing in my way, my menstrual cycle. It was towards the end of it so I thought I could just warn them about the situation, and then clean myself really well with some good soap and let that be that(that was obviously not the case). I must’ve cleaned myself TOO well, and maybe left some soap in there on accident as I was trying to shave at the same time, because the next day I woke up in SEARING pain. TMI but my vulva and everything else my mother gave me felt like I had just slapped it onto a freshly oiled Sunday morning fried chicken skillet. The shower following did not compare to this, it was worse. As of today it’s been two days of tip-toeing around my home while I wait to see my doctor. ...

TIFU by getting suspended for 2 days by my front office in school.

I (13M) am an African American student at Jeannette junior high who had got suspended for 2 days here. I was in math class minding my business until my teacher had told me to go to the main office, which posed no problem to me. As i went down there, the people of the front office had stopped me and made me get a new ID (yes, we have id's.) so i had asked them if i could maybe do a different alternative and call my mother to let her bring the Id here, even then, the Id isn't that important. So, although i was talking to them in a calm manner and not showing any signs of rebellion, they had threatened to call the police on me without thinking twice before calling my parents. This is where i started getting angry, and even then now the black peers agree that could have been a racially motivated action. They then told me to sit in the office conference room because of that, leading into more anger. They had then called my mother who had came over to the school didn't even let ...

TIFU by calling my mom a bitch

TL;DR at bottom i’ve (16F) been falling behind with my school work lately and my parents have really been on my ass about it but especially my mom ever since my teacher called her about my overdue work. because i still have like 3 assignments that i have to do, today immediately after school she made me sit and stay at the dinner table until i was done working on my homework. the issue with that is i had made plans for after school with my friends and stupidly didn’t think to ask for permission to go until the day of. of course when i asked her if i can go she said no and despite my begging it was still a no. i spent like 10 minutes trying to explain to her that i could just finish the rest of my work when i get home and i can still get it all done today but she was literally having none of it and was starting to raise her voice (out of annoyance i guess) which is something i really hate. at that point i was feeling disappointed for having to cancel on my friends such short notice ...

TIFU by ordering pizza on my boyfriends phone

Hey so i (F19) and my boyfriend (M21) have been together since we were teenagers and have told everything to each other for a bit of background. Today I messed up by ordering pizza on my boyfriends phone so whenever my boyfriend got home from work at around 5 PM, he asked me to order pizza so I promptly got on his phone to order it, but had to look up the number and when I did, I saw that he had a tab open with car stuff on it and I didn’t want to delete that so I went to click on the new have one clicking on a new tab. I found that he had a porn tab open and me being curious. I clicked on it after further examination I realized that it was piss porn I’m not gonna go into detail about what the video was however to say I was distraught is an understatement. I didn’t freak out on him. I just simply asked what this was and he proceeded to turn bright red, grab his phone, his and his keys and wallet, and go out the door. He hasn’t been answering my text or calls, and I’m not sure what to ...

TIFU by asking my mom what my father ex wife told her

for context; my father never spoke of his ex wife who ill be calling ST. we knew he was married before but he never told us why they broke it off. well if you look at my other post you'll see my rant about me hating my father, that will kinda help you understand why i call him father not dad . anyways my sister was telling my mom about the things my father use to do when he got mad at us (me, older sister, older brother[ brother wasnt his kid tho]). he would scream and say he wishes he didnt have us lol. and i brought up how his ex wife ST texted me a few days after he upped and left explaining how she should have warned my mom and how my father would talk to her(she never told me what he said tho) and how shes sorry and hopes we get better. well ST texted my mom and i asked what did she say and my mom dropped a FUCKING BOMB about how my father would call ST crying telling ST how much he hated his new life and how he would love to spend weekends with her. of course ST hated him b...

TIFU by obsessing over a single outfit and causing a boyfriend to breakup with me.

TLDR: wore full black for a while, boyfriend said it was a turn off and broke up with me. You know how often times when you don’t have many clothes, you stick to a certain outfit you like for a while? So yeah. Most times recently I started obsessing over full black outfit: turtleneck, jeans, jean coat or a leather trench coat, and boots. I switched last 2 depending on the weather. I really enjoyed the outfit. My style isn’t something particular. Some days I can be dressed more feminine, some days more masculine. So this Sunday, after spending 2 days together, my boyfriend texted me at 8pm (5hours after i left his place) saying he wanted to come over and talk. So he did. One of the main reasons for the breakup was my choice of clothing, as he prefers more feminine styles (which i do wear often too). He said it was a big turn off and that I didn’t seem feminine enough because of that… Well that sucks. Been crying past 2 days, and even ordered some clothes in my style for myself as a li...

TIFU by letting my cousins infant son play scrabble and ruin my cat.

My cousin has a 2.5 year old son and they sometimes come to visit me. His son like to play around with my scrabble set and fortunately isn't dumb enough to put them in his mouth. A few weeks ago, when he came with his parents, he immediately went for my scrabble set and wanted to show me some of the new words his mom had taught him. Simple words such as Ant, Bat, Cat, and Dog etc. I've had my cat, Missy, for 5 years and he has seen my cat in his multiple visits. On this visit, I asked him to spell my cats name and he misspent the name is "Misy". When I showed him that he missed a second "s" he huffed at me. Later as he was still playing alone, I saw that he had arranged the word "NINNU" on the board and was giggling to himself while looking at my cat. His dad asked him why he was laughing and he said that the cat's new name is "Ninnu". My cat rarely ever responds to her name, Missy, but the moment she started getting called this, ...

TIFU: By trying to discreetly treat a burn... on my finger

So, I am typing this with one finger and I'm also using Bixby to type out most of the text, please excuse the errors. Today I was playing tennis against the wall, but when I exercise against the wall, I do not just do it for a few minutes, I go for an 1.5h to 3 h against the wall (and yes it is very exhausting) and in between my tennis routines and drills I do serves on the court and because I stand still most of the time when I'm serving, I get in the rest I need and that is why I can last up to 3 hours. I have learned a new forehand grip and serve grip, but the thing about learning a new grip in tennis, is that you need to beat it into your muscle memory by hitting thousands and thousands of balls (well at least it feels like thousands of balls) but I pretty much have made the new grip my own. I put target against the wall and I am fairly accurate when I play intense against the wall, like I'll get 6 out of the 10 balls in the 1 m² square target. But every time I go,...

TIFU by taking care of a mouse problem

Not today, but several years ago. One morning I was making an omelet, and just as I plated it a little mouse startled me. Now, living in a country house I was no stranger to mice. I gave it the old short step and verbal report, shaking my fist for good measure. To my shock, this mouse was completely unfazed by this primal display of dominance. Committed to my intention, I brought out the other arm, hulking up my shoulders in order to appear even larger. This seems to have worked, and the previously complacent rodent recognized the authenticity of my threat and yeeted itself coherent to my vector. I chased it into the bathroom, bounding after it with ridiculously animated steps. As soon as it crossed the threshold, I pulled the door shut and contemplated my next steps while my pulse returned to normal. Remembering that cats eat mice, I found my trusty feline and cracked open the door just enough to add her to the situation. Now with my ears as the only tool to monitor, I stood outsid...

TIFU by my gfs mom finding our condoms and her ultimately finding out we’ve been having sex.

So, to sum things up quickly, I often spend the night at my gfs house. We’re both 17 and have been dating since we were 15. Me and my gf didn’t start having sex until about 5 months ago, and with both of us being virgins before hand, this is still somewhat new to us. This all started when my gf invited me to her homecoming dance, we’re long distance, so it’s easier to stay the night after late night events and such. When I do stay the night, I stay in the downstairs guest room, where as my gf stays in her room upstairs. My gfs mom doesn’t mind if we stay up late, however she expects us to be in our own rooms by the next morning. So I drove up to my gfs house for the weekend, and the homecoming dance went great, afterwards we stopped by Walgreens to get some condoms, we didn’t want the purchase being tracked through our cards so we payed with cash. Everything was fine afterwards, the movie was great, and we returned home and eventually had sex. I hid the condoms in the drawer of the ni...

TIFU being horny and getting scammed by a Reddit user

Yes, I was horny and my simple mind kept ignoring all the red flags as I just kept telling myself there might be a chance at it. So this female who I found on an nsfw subreddit, verified themselves by writing what I wanted on a piece of paper and taking a selfie with it. They agreed for a cam show for a set price and once I paid it, she changed her stance and said I had to pay more as what I paid would only get me pictures. In fairness to her, I did get the pics. However pictures was not what I paid for, it was never on the cards . This was the biggest red flag and I knew what I got myself into. I was so horny, so I doubled up on the payment, then they went awol. I am less said about losing money and making a fool out of myself but I am more sad that I stayed awake all night on a Sunday hoping for something to happen. Nothing did happen in the end and I have to start working soon. TL;DR - FML, this is just for your entertainment on how I fucked up a decent chunk of money and a good ...

TIFU by keep asking Shake Shack for a refund

Last week, I ordered shake shack and picked up the food without knowing they messed up my order (wrong fries). So, the other day, I went back with the receipt and talked to the manager about it. Due to some unfortunate events, they only do pick-up on that day. The manager then asked me to order the fries via app (UberEats) and he will process the refund, which should go back to my account within a week. If not, I can come back and ask for him. I said ok, although I didn't even want fries that day but sure. The manager was friendly and helpful. I was happy lol I waited for over a week, but the refund never came. I know the $$ was small, but I'm pretty broke and live close to the store. So, I went back and looked for the manager. He said he was surprised the refund didn't show up and asked if he can get me anything today to make me happy. I was like umm not really. He then said he can give me the refund now at the cashier. He punched in the fries, asked me to swipe my card,...

TIFU by forgetting I ALSO have a microphone

To keep the intro short, I'm a sales analyst for a business many people may be familiar with and I'm at a lot of board meetings as it's the corporate end of things. Lately, it's been a hybrid work environment so a lot of are meetings are hybrids. We're outfitted with microphones for this occasion. Little bluetooth clip-ons like you'd never notice on your favorite YouTuber. I'll be frank, I hate the company but they pay my bills. That aside, when you have a bunch of bald eggheads in a room talking numbers for hours it can get pretty dull. I'm usually very good about this sort of thing, and there's no hitch Today however, I just wasn't having it. We had a board meeting in which a lot of the talk was about if the hybrid/full-remote workplace was a good idea and somehow (I zoned out, I genuinely missed this part of the argument), these eggheaded bastards landed on no. I heard that part and kind of shrunk in my chair because the opportunity to be in...

tifu by asking my friend to marry me

it started a few months ago when i first became friends with my ex's best friend, we started to hang out alot and one time we were at the mall and i asked him if he wanted to sleep over at my place, he said "sure", when we got there we were just hanging out playing card games, board games, talking yk. later in the evening i asked him if i could hug him because at that point i hadnt yet and i wanted to know what it was like, and i hugged him and we went back to talking, playing games. we were talking, i was sitting cross legged and he was laying down beside me, and he reaches his arms out, im very confused because he didnt seem like he enjoyed physical contact very much. he then grabbed me to cuddle with me, im shocked but i had a little crush on him so i let it happen, after awhile of switching positions and whatnot he asks me if i want to kiss him, i was stunned and i didnt say yes but i didnt say no, he started to kiss me and i stopped him after a moment and said it fe...

TIFU Forgetting a girl is deaf and starting a game of Marco Polo

This happened two days ago I was at my girlfriends house and she lives with a lady who has a daughter about 9 and this night the daughter had a friend over who happened to be deaf. After a while the girls started a blind pillow fight and I joined to make sure everyone was safe ish but sill had fun. The deaf girl was getting closer to the stairs so from the couch I called out "Marco" to let her know where we were. And as soon as those words left my mouth I immediately remembered that she was deaf and I muttered "shit" and just pure silence after.

TIFU by not having foresight before a two week vacation.

(Typing on mobile if it matters) It is the wee hours of the morning. Partner and I arrive home from a two week trip abroad. Before we left, we powered down the entire house because it seemed like a good idea. (Do you, reader, have the foresight we lacked?) We enter and it’s great to be home (but not great to have to get back to reality) but I notice an unusual smell. We powered down the house. The power that kept the fridge and freezer running. I open the fridge and it’s unpleasant but not horrible (we are at least smart enough not to get rid of food before leaving the country for an extended period of time). THE FREEZER….why must we have been so stupid. I open it and immediately a rotten smell fills the air, I catch a glimpse of the horror inside (the mold) and my partner quickly tells me to shut the door. Of course coming back from abroad means we have some house chores to get done tomorrow (laundry and unpacking) but a keep fridge clean and disinfect was not something we plann...

TIFU by going through my boyfriends phone.

Let me just start this off with saying i’m not that type of girlfriend. i’ve never felt the need to go through anyones phone i’ve always been trusting that my boyfriend will know his boundaries and if he crosses them then it’s kind of game over, he’s a grown man he knows right from wrong. Anyways, recently we haven’t been doing the deed often at all maybe once or twice a month, we are both in our 20s and i’m aware i have a higher drive than he does but i feel like a married old couple. we come home from work, eat then sleep that’s it. So this was playing on my mind a lot and i expressed to my partner about the lack of activity between us and he said his same old excuses that he always says when he doesn’t want to, he’s tired, his back hurts, he’s just not in the mood etc etc. but for some reason i just wasn’t happy with this answer i just had a feeling, probably insecurity - his constant rejections just made me feel like he doesn’t find me attractive anymore because ive gained a littl...

Tifu by getting lost at a cross country meet

I (15f) had regionals Today in cross country. I had run at this course before. The first time I had been tailing my teammate up until the last half mile. I honestly wasn't paying attention to anything but her. I was planning on getting 26 minutes or faster for the meet Today. I ran the first loop fine, once again, following someone. I was set to run a time somewhere between 26 and 27 minutes. The second loop, however I was not so successful. Everyone was either far ahead of me or far behind me at this point. I got to the part where you were supposed to go back into the woods. I had no clue where to go. First I tried running in a direction that looks like a path. It was a dead end. I tried another way, and this was wrong as well. At this point, I gave up on finding it on my own, because I didn't want to accidentally cut the course. I spent a few minutes yelling to to the top of this hill I had run down asking where to go. Finally some coach heard me and yelled for me to r...

TIFU Card Collection Ending Update

https://rareddit.com/r/tifu/comments/wrmbvx/tifu_update_reporting_ex_friend_who_burnt_8000/ For those wanting past posts just look up Ex friend who burnt 8000$ worth of Pokémon cards rareddit. For those patiently waiting for an update here I am. Starting off, maybe two weeks after my last post I was assaulted. I was in the hospital for a few days but all in all it was minor fracture on my rib and a broken finger. This was done by Cole and a friend of his. Cole was arrested and I was just terrified of all of the attention I was getting from the people in my life. News articles and YouTube videos. It didn’t take long for it to swirl around my school. I deleted most the posts but you can find them still. I never wanted this to blow up as much as I did because the attention that it got wasn’t really worth it. For everyone who messaged me asking for an update I gave it to them. Telling them Cole was arrested and that he’s being charged with assault. I thank everyone who messaged me a...

Tifu by getting scammed cause I sent nudes

Tifu but going onto a subreddit and following a random but she ended up being a he and ended up being a person that scams people with their nude. Threatens to send it to friends and family and try’s to ruin your life. Idk what to do now. I sent him $120 but he wants more and he hasn’t responded to my messages after I told him to please drop it. I’m hoping it’s the end of it. What do I do?????

TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape

My dog ran out and I had fresh cement outside so I was scared he was gonna step on it. I chase him in pajamas and a robe outside without a phone like a fucking idiot After catching him while he finally decided to take a shit. I had to retrieve my sandals I threw at him, it was a attempt to stop or make him listen to me. Some a hole in a old Toyota Prius gave me a weird look and basically California rolled his car while looking at me. I felt humiliated because just yesterday I threw up in front of a family and their kids. To make it all worse and make me more pissed. The contractors opened my gate for which is how he escaped. Not entirely their fault but I thought it was common sense to close a gate that you open. TLDR: Chased my dogs in street and retrieved my sandals I threw at him and got humiliating looks because I was in a robe and pajamas.

TIFU by finding inappropriate pics of my SIL on my bothers old phone.

I didn’t realise that it was possible to create a hidden folder until about a week ago and up until this point i had never been bothered to try and figure out how to do it. But today i decided to try figure it out as i’ve seen a lot of people talking about it and got curious. I wish i hadn’t. For some added context, i’m 18(f) and i have an older brother 22(m) who was kind enough to give me his old phone as he decided to get the iphone 14. I now have his old iphone 13 (yes i’m giving him money for it). Anyway, i spent ages trying to figure out how to find the hidden folder and i’m honestly embarrassed at how long it took. I moved a random picture into it as i was unsure if it even existed without pictures in there. So eventually i find this folder and it’s locked so i try using face ID to unlock it, doesn’t work. Instead i have to put in my password which isn’t a big deal and i do so. What i was met with has traumatised me and i’m gonna need therapy or something. I won’t go into detail...

TIFU by telling my ex I'm a lesbian

I broke up with my ex boyfriend by saying that I'm a lesbian. Now everyone thinks I'm a lesbian. I don't know if I am. At least I don't think I am. He's the first dude I was in a relationship with. My family doesn't know anything about the dating or the lesbian part. They're very conservative. I want to try dating both men and women, but now I fucked up. And if I 'out' myself if I'm straight, I'm going to ruin my relationship with my family for no reason. Men think I'm lesbian, so I've pitted myself, I don't think I feel butterflies for women. I'm in that period where I'm confused, but I know for a fact that everyone 'knows' I'm lesbian. What do I do? Its already gone too far. Edit: Thank you for telling me I fucked up. I know. And I didn't hurt anyone's feelings because we broke up a WEEK after dating. I didn't think it would go this far and it was my first relationship, I panicked BAD. I'...

TIFU by telling my husbands best friend that we’re married.

my husband (18M) and i (19F) have been married for a few months now. we are happy even though are family’s aren’t that supportive of our marriage, they say we rushed into it to quick, but we decided not to listen to them and now we are in love and married. but when we first considered marriage we were thinking about not telling anyone we were getting married, we were young and had only been together for a few months back then, so we knew everyone would be against it, and we were right. his sister (17F) and her boyfriend (17M) found out and said that we were crazy and should at least be considering our future and if we really should be doing this, but it was already final, it was too late. we ended up getting married and even though they were hesitant, his sister and her boyfriend were there to support us at our wedding. they were the only one who knew we were married at the time, but soon, after my husband got injured and had to go to the hospital, i accidentally told his parents. the...